I Was Tackled By A SWAT Team and All I Got Was This T-Shirt.
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WHEN LIFE SUCKS… FIND THE FUNNY.
NEVER LEAN TOO FAR OVER A CLIFF
You Can Bet Something Weird Is About to Happen
Ann Walton has a unique perspective on life: if something absolutely ludicrous or dangerously chaotic is going to happen, she’s usually standing right in the middle of it. Her life is a 100% true collection of accidents, odd situations, and near-death experiences. This is her defiant guide to laughing through the sheer absurdity of it all.
About the author
Ann Walton is a longtime California Realtor who discovered that telling her absolutely ludicrous, 100% true life stories was far more entertaining than selling houses. A self-proclaimed “normal, plain ol’ person with one hell of a perspective” , Ann is the kind of woman who gets tackled by a SWAT team, chased by an ex-husband’s ex-wife off an overpass, and finds herself nearly drowning in Class Five river rapids
As a mother, she’s no different, raising her kids with a dark, pragmatic sense of humor. She learned to lie to her children about chocolate ice cream, cut the cord on their TV, and use the infamous “I’m throwing the toy out the window!” threat. When chaos erupts—and it always does—Ann is dedicated to finding the funny as an act of defiance and resilience. She currently resides in California with her seven animals, which includes one real pig.
NEVER LEAN TOO FAR OVER A CLIFF
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Accidents, odd situations, and weird occurrences follow Ann Walton everywhere she goes. Whether she’s being tackled by a SWAT team and ending up in the hospital, almost drowning in the Class Five rapids of the Merced River, or wrestling a gas station thief for her $16 purse, her stories are 100% true and absolutely wild.
Ann uses her dark humor and unique perspective to look at life’s most ridiculous chaos and find the funny, showing you how to be adaptive and resilient even when the odds are stacked against you. If you can laugh at her mishaps, you can learn to laugh at your own.
WHEN LIFE SUCKS… FIND THE FUNNY.
NEVER LEAN TOO FAR OVER A CLIFF
You Can Bet Something Weird Is About to Happen
Ann Walton has a unique perspective on life: if something absolutely ludicrous or dangerously chaotic is going to happen, she’s usually standing right in the middle of it. Her life is a 100% true collection of accidents, odd situations, and near-death experiences. This is her defiant guide to laughing through the sheer absurdity of it all.
About the author
Ann Walton is a longtime California Realtor who discovered that telling her absolutely ludicrous, 100% true life stories was far more entertaining than selling houses. A self-proclaimed “normal, plain ol’ person with one hell of a perspective” , Ann is the kind of woman who gets tackled by a SWAT team, chased by an ex-husband’s ex-wife off an overpass, and finds herself nearly drowning in Class Five river rapids
As a mother, she’s no different, raising her kids with a dark, pragmatic sense of humor. She learned to lie to her children about chocolate ice cream, cut the cord on their TV, and use the infamous “I’m throwing the toy out the window!” threat. When chaos erupts—and it always does—Ann is dedicated to finding the funny as an act of defiance and resilience. She currently resides in California with her seven animals, which includes one real pig.
NEVER LEAN TOO FAR OVER A CLIFF
Description
Accidents, odd situations, and weird occurrences follow Ann Walton everywhere she goes. Whether she’s being tackled by a SWAT team and ending up in the hospital, almost drowning in the Class Five rapids of the Merced River, or wrestling a gas station thief for her $16 purse, her stories are 100% true and absolutely wild.
Ann uses her dark humor and unique perspective to look at life’s most ridiculous chaos and find the funny, showing you how to be adaptive and resilient even when the odds are stacked against you. If you can laugh at her mishaps, you can learn to laugh at your own.
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I Was Tackled By A SWAT Team and All I Got Was This T-Shirt.
We bring deep, functional expertise, but are known for our holistic perspective: we capture value across boundaries…
Why I Lied to My Kids About Chocolate Ice Cream.
We bring deep, functional expertise, but are known for our holistic perspective: we capture value across boundaries…
Don’t Chase the Bad Guy Over a $16 Purse.
We bring deep, functional expertise, but are known for our holistic perspective: we capture value across boundaries…